This "letter" (Facebook message) is from my uncle, but I thought it was too priceless to omit!

Dear Niece,
My favorite animal is the desert kangaroo rat. I believe our Saint Joseph will soon answer our prayers.

Love,
Tio O

*Tio=Uncle in Spanish

Dear Daughter,

Love you, even if you voted for Joebama and voted no on Prop 8!

Daddy

Dear Daughter,

Sorry to hear you have to pay taxes this year. Don't neglect going to Human Resources and changing your tax status. Remember on of the advantages of having a tax advisor like Barry is that you can call him for tax advice. Your uncle, the "Big O," knows a lot about taxes I'm sure he could help you with specifics, etc.

Love,
Dad

P.S. You dont' want to mess with the I.R.S.

Dear Daughter,

"Car encounters" are such unpleasant events. I'm sorry you had to experience such an occurance, hopefully nothing will come of it, except more wisdom for the future.

Love,
Dad

Dear Daughter,

Thanks for the nice thing you're doing helping H and K with their wedding plans. I think that's very special.

Love,
Dad